Hi, there's no metaphors in "witch hunting", is there?

GOOD MORROW kind folks and WELCOME to this SALACIOUS episode of the Doctor's Whooch, as presented by the DELECTABLE Danica and the BAWDIFOROUS Brandon.

THIS WEEK! A missive regarding "THE WITCHFINDERS", starring one Mr. ALAN CUMMING, and it may in fact be his GREATEST performance since the RADIANT JOY of JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS was BESTOWED upon this world.

It was fun.

Outro music is "Witchy Woman" by The Eagles

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we invited the ire of a billionaire. But I mean... what ELSE is new.

On this week's show, it's "Kerblam!" - the 7th episode in the stellar 11th series of Doctor Who! In what might be our best (or worst?) episode yet, we lobby to get paid a lot of money to help the masses. And only a heartless person would deny our request.

Outro music is a "Bitch Better Have My Money" by Rihanna

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

What part of "be a good person" was hard to understand?

On this week's episode, Danica and Brandon are talking about the series 11 episode of Doctor Who entitled "Demons of the Punjab" as only two white people can: with unearned confidence. Which makes them uncomfortable and awkward. So hey, all in all, a pretty regular episode of the show. Enjoy!

Outro music is a "First Love" by Emmy the Great

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Apologize? Apologize for what!

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon are talking about "The Tsuranga Conundrum", which puts The Doctor and Team TARDIS in a bit of a space pickle. Also, there's a wild space pregnancy, and a WHOLE LOT OF BROKEN FAMILY FEELS. And a cute as hell monster creature. So. There's that.

Outro music is a "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST IT?

On this week's show, Brandon goes it alone... sort of... as Danica's phobia of spiders comes into play. Thankfully, Kat from Verity is on hand, as a great guest host to talk about the series 11 episode... (checks papers) "Arachnids in the U.K." Which is almost definitely about space unicorns and not spiders. Almost definitely.

Outro music is a metal cover of Sex and the City we found on the internet.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

You can find Kat on Twitter at @xanister.