In which we get a little off topic and get saucy with the rules of the internet.

On this week's show, we celebrate the ninth Doctor (a bit) and watch "Father's Day" (Series 1, Episode 8) and "The Sontaran Stratagem" (Series 4, Episode 4). Only one of those have Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor, but hey, whatever. In between fits of sexy talk, we continue to talk about how much we love Donna, this time including a heaping scoop of fondness for Martha Jones and their delicious banter with each other. Also there are time pterodactyls.

This week's outro is "My Sharona" by Veruca Salt.

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In which we get distracted by the human figure. Ladies.

This week, Brandon and Danica don't watch any episodes of Doctor Who, as they celebrate the announcement of Peter Capaldi as the next Doctor! Swoon as they attempt to talk about "The Thick of It" and "In The Loop", but get distracted by various Chris'! Marvel at Brandon trying to explain his disdain for politicians roughly five drinks in! And discover within yourself your very own Beefcake Need.

(We love you, Peter Capaldi.)

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In which Brandon really, really loves Raspberry Sour Puss.

On this week's podcast, Brandon and Danica drink some Sonic Screwdrivers (the Eleventh edition!) and decide to pitch a show to the BBC about homosexual males and train cars (but they are far more British about it. Because they are drunk.)  In the meantime (and in-between time) they talk about "The Long Game" (Series 1, Episode 7) and "Journey's End" (Series 4, Episode 13). They wax poetic about Donna, and then get sad.

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In which Danica becomes a genealogy expert through dubious means.

It's episode six! This time around, Danica and Brandon are both really drunk (yay!) and accidently create a new superhero and supervillain. Oh, and they also cast The Doctor in the upcoming CW teen drama, Gallifrey High, and maybe talk about a couple of episodes of Doctor Who, "Flesh and Stone" (Series 5, Episode 5) and "The Christmas Invasion" (Series 2, Episode 0).

Also, they miss Donna.

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In which Brandon is far more drunk than Danica, and it shows.

In this fifth installment, Brandon and Danica teach the world about relationships, Brandon is not allowed to talk to kids about jam, and someone's getting pregnant? Also, we discuss the second Craig episode, "Closing Time" (Series 6, Episode 12) as well as the Moffat penned "The Girl in the Fireplace" (Series 2, Episode 5), and determine that Craig is the best. We want more Craig.

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In which we get off track and accidentally create a brand new show for the CW's 2014 Fall Line Up.

Danica and Brandon return in this episode and create a brand new sexy genre show and talk about how best to kill robots if you are in the Washington State area. As for what WHO was watched, they finally took the plunge and watched a run from the old series for the very first time. Marvel as Brandon and Danica go three (plus) drinks deep and attempt to describe the awesomeness of Tom Baker as The Doctor, and the dubiousness of "savage alien warrior" Leela, who is Not Very Good at knife things, in "The Robots of Death"!

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In which we fill your metaphorical inboxes with all the drunk Who talk you can handle.

In this third installment, Danica has another very important message for the kids, some sex stuff happens with David Tennant, and Brandon picks a fight with Hugh Laurie probably. Also, we stick to the format and discuss "World War Three" (Series 1, Episode 5) and "The Shakespeare Code" (Series 4, Episode 2) before rolling into some Buffy talk, which may or may not get sad because: "The Body". Yeah, you're getting a wide range of drunks this week. Enjoy!

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Brandon and Danica are back, and this time they're drunker than ever. Which I guess means "drunker than last time". Anyway, in this episode, we talk about "The Unquiet Dead" (Series 1, Episode 3) and "Aliens of London" (Series 1, Episode 4). Also, Brandon makes things awkward by talking about when NOT to bring condoms, and Danica gets all the best lines (because she's awesome).

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It's the first episode of Doctor Whooch, with your hosts Brandon Schatz and Danica LeBlanc!

CONTENT WARNING: Brandon says a dumb thing. It is not okay. We've grown up and regret so much.

In this first episode, Brandon talks about watching the first two episodes of Series One for the first time. Also Danica nearly dies and Brandon takes a joke to a pretty terrible place. Because that's what he does.

Episodes watched: Rose (Series 1, Episode 1), The End of the World (Series 1, Episode 2).

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.