In which we've fallen back onto or off of the wagon, depending on how you look at it.

It's been a while, but we're back with new episodes, and we're still travelling on the River Song timeline. Which gets confusing. But we're doing it. This week? It's The Time of Angels from Series Five and nothing bad happens at all! Except for, you know, all the horrible things that happen. Then it's straight onto pop culture, because we watch other things to, sometimes. When we're not doing comic store stuff.

Alright awesome talking with you all love you byyyeeeeee.

In which we end with Millennial Nightmare Fuel.

On this week's show, it's "The Wedding of River Song" as we continue to hop through the River Song timeline. Guess what? It's complicated, and it's only going to get more confusing as we go, because it's about to loop in on itself. Funnnnnnnnnn. Also FUN FACT: did you know that this was the episode we watched when we first met each other? IT WAS. And so you get a sappy story alongside this one where Winston Churchill is Caesar. Yeah, shit gets bananas, and The Doctor ends up looking like a Hobo Matt Fraction.

Outro music is (to be experienced as a horrible nightmare)

In which we forgot the title of the episode immediately after saying it.

On this week's episode: we get afraid of wifi as we watch the series seven episode called... called... ugh. I think I lost the name of the title again already. Hmm. Well, whatever it is, there's a heaping spoonful of misogyny in there because we can't have nice things. Also, we talk about that. The part where we can't have nice things, but we SHOULD, because sci-fi can be ANYTHING TO ANYBODY, so why not do that? And uh OH OH OH, it was called "The Bells of Saint John". Ha. I KNEW I'd remember that.

Outro music is “Hey Girl” by Tacocat.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which we turn down for butts.

This week's episode follows along the River Song timeline with a little ditty called "Let's Kill Hitler" from Series 6. FUN FACT! This was the first episode Brandon watched live, which would lead him down the path to meeting Danica. Doctor Who is the best, you guys.

Also on this week's episode: a deadly game of murder chicken, and a lot of singing. And a special outdo song you don't want to miss. Trust us on this one.

Outro music is “Turn Down For Butts” by DJ Snake, Lil Jon and ???

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which someone pulls a Phillip K Dick move.

On this week's show: we head back to Series 7 and take a "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" with a spaceship full of assholes. We also see various rooms from the TARDIS. And The Doctor is weirdly sexist? Or I guess more overtly. There was a thing. Many things. And drunkeness.

Outro music is “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which the title really speaks for itself.

This week on the show, Brandon and Danica are on to the next stop in the River Song timeline: "Day of the Moon". And good news! Mark Shepard is still here. That was super nice of him to stick around and be handsome on a genre show. Beyond that, this one has a bit of everything. Singing! Weird phrasing! Dancing? Maybe. How would you even know? You wouldn't. So there.

Outro music is “Man on the Moon” by R.E.M.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Preferably an Earl Grey, but we're open to options.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon head back to series 6 to watch "The Girl Who Waited". Fun fact! Brandon talks about watching this episode for the first time in crying in bed and it's not awkward. Nope. And what else. Um... oh! Rory is pretty much useless in this episode, which is weird considering he's the one who is supposedly given the big heartbreaking decision. So there's that. And also silliness! Enjoy, nerds!

Outro music is “All By Myself” by John Barrowman. Yes, really.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which Mark Shepard is a handsome car hobo.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon revisit the timeline of River Song with "The Impossible Astronaut", which features several different version of her, and should absolutely NOT get too confusing for our drunk-as-hell podcast. Spoiler alert: Mark Shepard is on it and he is DEFINITELY AMERICAN. Also, Jim the Fish is a thing. And tunnels? And Silence. And guns. And fun. Yes. Fun. FUNNN.

Outro music is SPECIFICALLY Nicki Minaj's part of "Monster"

In which Brandon watches the last episode of the Tenth Doctor episodes that he hasn't seen. Probably.

It's the Olympics! Or rather, it's "Fear Her", the 11th episode of series 2.  There's a creepy child who draws a dad-satan and has a space flower in her tim-tum! And that's bad. Danica and Brandon are also really, REALLY drunk and say a bunch of things they may or may not regret. Oh well.

In which we fawn over the Last Centurion. That dude is dreamy. As. FUCK.

On this week's episode, Danica and Brandon are starting a project that will take them twisting all the way through 2016: The River Song Timeline Re-Watch. Or whatever it was we said when we were drunk. If we even said anything. It all starts with "A Good Man Goes To War" (Series 6, Episode 7) and then goes straight into other things on television. Or rather, it stumbles there. We were preeeeetttty drunk, you guys.

Outro music is “Formation” by Beyoncé.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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