Fri, 16 October 2015
In which we totally know where Guinness comes from, you guys. This week, Danica and Brandon talk about Before the Flood (Doctor Who Series 9 - Episode 4) and eat pumpkin pie, because it was totally Thanksgiving. And we gave thanks to alcohol. Also in this episode: some Buffy life tips, some disillusion talk, and uh... we've started our yearly binge of Once Upon a Time, so there's that as well. Fun! Outro music is "Black Water" by Of Monsters and Men Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 8 October 2015
In which Brandon and Danica are running on two (?) hours of sleep and then get drunk. Because... yeah. Yes. Series 9 keeps rolling on, and we're keeping up... mostly. It was a weekend of store events (including a 24 hour event) but there's always time to get crunk and watch The Doctor pal around on a base. Nothing EVER goes wrong on bases, you guys. NOTHING. Marvel as they don't actually pass out. Tremble as we... as we actually really, really like Series 9. Because SERIES 9, you guys. So good. Outro music is "All About The Bass" as interpreted by Scott Bradlee & The Postmodern Jukebox. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Wed, 30 September 2015
In which NOTHING will stop us from recording Doctor Whooch. Not even adorable little assholes. On this week's episode, Brandon and Danica tackle the second part of the Series 9 opening - The Witch's Familiar. There are Daleks! And fighting! And metaphors that we totally understood, maybe. Also slurring. But there's always slurring. Being drunk will do that to you, it seems. That's a thing we've learned, you see. Outro music is "I Need Never Get Old" by Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY
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Thu, 24 September 2015
In which we love all of our little muskox listeners. Series 9 is here, and has somehow wrecked our alcohol tolerance, so we’re preeeeeeetty drunk. So drunk that we might have ended up offending German people definitely, Christian people probably, and potentially everybody else. So… par for the course? Anyway, if you’ve been waiting (WAITING) to hear us slur our opinions about The Magician’s Apprentice, then you’ve come to the right place. Oh, and at the end, we talk about racial issues and sexism on our drunk podcast and that’s definitely a thing. Outro music is "Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 17 September 2015
In which we swear a bunch and nobody has any problems with anyone or anything on the show. Yup. On this week's show, we're talking about the series 8 episode "Into the Dalek" and Brandon does a MadLibs by himself, and it's horrible. HORRIBLE. We also learn about space, maybe, and things get mega adoraballs. Oh, and we get really mad at Moffat and then try to rap with him with some real talk, which almost definitely works. We'll see you next week for SERIES 9 WHAT. Outro music is the theme song for THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 10 September 2015
In which we revisit the day we got engaged, with cursing. First: EXCITING NEWS! Doctor Whooch will be weekly through the end of Series 9, and that's going to be a thing. Now: as we count down to the premiere of Series 9, we're revisiting the first episode of Series 8: Deep Breath. And guess what. We have Moffat opinions. Also, we search for The Master slash fic (but generally forget to finish that quest), find out that we're not good with boats, and Danica swears at the cats and generally can't say words or names. And hey, tune in next week for what's essentially the second part of this episode - and then it's straight on to NEW WHO. YESSSSSS. Outro music is "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Fri, 28 August 2015
In which The Doctor and Rose end up on a space station, and absolutely nothing goes wrong. On this week's episode, Brandon and Danica head back to their roots, and fix a part of Brandon that's broken. Mainly, the fact that he seemingly skipped an entire disc of David Tennant's run on Doctor Who. To that end, they watch episodes 8 and 9 of Series 2: "The Impossible Planet" and "The Satan Pit" and now Brandon is almost whole again. All he needs to do is see "Love and Monsters" which he has been warned will be a thing. So there's that. Also? Some Bojack Horseman talk, because that show is stunningly good, and gives us all the feels. ALL OF THEM. Enjoy! |
Thu, 13 August 2015
They're not what you think. On this week's show, things are happening. TERRIBLE THINGS! Or I guess more accurately, drunk things. First, Danica and Brandon watch "The Idiot's Lantern" (Series 2, Episode 7) where the Doctor and Rose fight an HBO show, I guess? Then it's straight onto "The Doctor's Daughter" (Series 4, Episode 6) where we contemplate the meta story and almost break our pickled brains. Sex stuff will happen. |
Tue, 28 July 2015
In which we get drunk and are surprised when Torchwood makes us sad and angry again. On this week's show Danica and Brandon watch the final episode of Torchwood Series 2 (Exit Wounds) and the 3rd episode of Series 2 of Doctor Who (School Reunion) and end up talking about female agency and empowerment and how both Moffat and Davies both haven't been the best at that. They also share a story about the first time Brandon watched School Reunion, and how he knew Danica was the one. Yup, there's a pretty big swing in this episode. Because we're ballers, you guys. |
Tue, 21 July 2015
In which there's more Torchwood, and so there is more drinking. So hey, sometimes you keep watching Torchwood and it makes you really sad. But you're also drunk, so it's kind of okay? Brandon and Danica almost make their way to the end of Series Two with episode 11 ("Adrift") and Episode 12 ("Fragments"). Everybody's under bricks! Outro music is "Blow" by Ke$ha Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Sat, 4 July 2015
In which we destroy any goodwill we had with this episode title. Hiiiiiieeeeeeee! (waves) On this week's episode, Danica and Brandon talk about Mila Kunis and space bees, we think. It's a bit blurry. And a lot slurry. Also: Ray Romano impressions, THE MASTER, and uh... oh. Yes. We watched "The Sound of Drums" and "Last of the Timelords", and Brandon didn't fall asleep this time. YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB, BRANDON. Outro music is "Voodoo Child" by Rogue Traders Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Fri, 19 June 2015
In which Brandon TOTALLY DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP WATCHING ONE OF THE EPISODES YOU GUYS. This week, Danica and Brandon are drinking Captain Jacks in honour of Captain Jack, and watching some Martha Jones episodes - 42 and Utopia. What happens next, will surprise you. Actually, it won't. They get drunk and talk about the episode while Brandon fights off sleep like a champ. We're terrible at clickbait. |
Wed, 3 June 2015
In which we sit in an empty apartment, and say good-bye. To the apartment. We will probably never stop getting drunk and watching Doctor Who. So. In this week's episode, we watched "Army of Ghosts" and "Doomsday", which included not-Martha Jones and a good-bye to Rose Tyler. It was awesome, and we got all of the feels pretty hard. We also slur through what we think the difference between Moffet twists and Davis twists are, so that's a thing too. Also, cats? Maybe! Mad Max? Also probably! We were drunk, you'll probably remember more than we do. |
Thu, 21 May 2015
In which Brandon got so drunk he's forgotten everything that's happened in this episode. So. This week, we dig into more Torchwood, starting with "Something Borrowed" and barrelling right into "From Out Of The Rain". They eventually get around to talking about them, but slur wildly off into comics talk and how to socialize without books. Oh and Brandon goes off on some wild tangents, and Danica just let's it happen, because it's funnier that way. |
Thu, 7 May 2015
In which we are the least safe for work. So. It's an all Craig episode this round, as Brandon and Danica celebrate the grand opening of their comic shop (Variant Edition in Edmonton, Alberta) by drinking way too much and reading Doctor Who slash fic. Oh, and they also watch the two Craig episodes - The Lodger (Series 5, Episode 11) and Closing Time (Series 6, Episode 12). But seriously folks, maybe don't listen to this one around people. For reasons. Outro music is "Closing Time" by Supersonic Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 23 April 2015
Brought to you by the smooth taste of Alberta's Drinkenist Vodka: Glacier Fist. Glacier Fist. Take a fist of this. In this week's episode, we watch the final episodes with The Ponds, "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan". Were there tears? Maybe. Probably. But hey, we miss those loveable scamps. Also, we talk about Daredevil, which was rad, and tell you all about our legitimate business, as legitimate business owners. Outro music is "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 9 April 2015
In this week's episode, we had a bad day and watched Torchwood to feel better about ourselves. At least there was alcohol. Outro music is "Forever Young" by Youth Group Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 26 March 2015
In which we bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. This week, we watch The Three Doctors, and finally check in with The Curse of the Fatal Death - and we have various opinions that we can't quite remember. Because: alcohol! But more importantly, we go off the rails all the time, talking about various meat liquors and Clone High, and all sorts of various shenanigans. It's a good time. Also: we've done more than 50 episodes. That is crazy. Outro music is a cover of "Anaconda" by Scott Bradlee & Postmodern Jukebox Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Sun, 8 March 2015
In which things probably get more out of hand. Our 50th episode continues with the addition of the wonderful Devin R. Bruce as everyone talks about their favourite episodes of Doctor Who. As always, the conversation rarely stays on track because... drunk. Smile as we all yell at James. Laugh as we make terrible jokes. Forgive the few odd cuts because having seven drunk people on a podcast at one time is REALLY HARD. And stay tuned as we start on our next 50. Thank you, everyone. Outro music is "Scarecrow" by Beck Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 26 February 2015
In which we celebrate 50 episodes of Doctor Whooch by drinking with a bunch of our friends! It's a two-part celebration of almost two years worth of drinking. Clearly we've been doing something right. Anyway, in the first part of our 50th episode, we have Katie, Jess and Lou from Boozy Boob Tube, along with Cody F. Schmidt and James Leask on the show to talk about the 50th Anniversary Special, "The Day of the Doctor". Along the way, we talk about expensive man hair cuts, the shaming of the elderly, and a whole bunch of other things jumbled amidst drunken laughter. It was a fun time. Outro music is "Ordinary Day" by Great Big Sea Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 12 February 2015
In which there's lots of singing. So. Be aware. On the eve of our 50th episode, we head back to the very beginning of Doctor Who, watching two version of the premiere episode "An Unearthly Child", and the second episode "The Cave of Skulls". Along the way, we talk a bit of business, recount the time we were "fake Who geeks" on a panel, and comment on the literal garbage set that kicked off Doctor Who. Also, Brandon is really drunk and does a bunch of weird voices. The weirdo.
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Fri, 30 January 2015
In which it's MARTHA JONES ON TORCHWOOD THIS IS NOT A DRILL This week, we're back watching sexy Torchwood for the sexy second series episodes "Adam" and "Reset". Only good things happen in these episodes, and no one is cavernously sad. Also, Ianto's cry-face is a million times better. Maybe because he's in the fetal position? Like we said, these were sexy episodes. Also, we watched a lot of Parks and Rec, which is a thing we hadn't really done before now, alongside some (one) slaps and some (lots) of giggles. But you kinda already guessed that part probably. You're so smart. We like your face. Outro music is "The Pit" by Mouse Rat Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Fri, 16 January 2015
In which Brandon is a parrot for much of the podcast, for reasons. This week, we return to Torchwood for a pair of second series episodes ("To The Last Man" and "Meat"). Both of these feature meat, but only one features man meat. From there, the usual madness occurs. Brandon goes full German, we administer some British history and sex education and somehow talk about idependant butt stuff. Like you do. Outro music is "A Bushell and A Peck" by The Andrews Sisters Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 1 January 2015
In which we wish you a Happy Who Year! It's the first episode of 2015, and we've dishing on this year's Christmas special, "Last Christmas". There's a lot to talk about in this episode, from the surprising return of a character we thought was gone, to our feels on The Doctor and Clara's new dynamic. Also: Santa! Bojack Horseman! Racism! Wait, maybe that last one shouldn't have an exclaimation point. Oh, and Brandon over-corrects and is not nearly drunk enough. Outro music is "Dream On" by Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Fri, 26 December 2014
In which we talk a lot about strippers. Because Christmas? Merry Whoochmas, everyone! In this week's special Christmas episode, we revisit two specials from Christmas past - "The Snowmen" and "The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe" - and we have some interesting feelings about them. Brandon yolos and mangles some Frenh pretty bad and Danica worries about the Kids These Days (take a drink) as swords-lizards and Nernia happen on the screen. It was pretty great. This episode of Doctor Whooch was sponsored by Josh B., who provided us with some yuletide whooch for this episode! We would like to encourage this behaviour, so if you want us to mention you or maybe a project you have on an episode, send us alcohol somehow! Outro music is "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis & The News. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 11 December 2014
In which Brandon drinks to forget. This week's episode features special guest Devin R. Bruce (from Scotch and Comics, The Listmakers, and Apocalypse Kow!) and a lot of alcohol! Listen as Danica and Brandon talk with Devin after he watches Matt Smith's first episodes for the first time! Marvel as... something else happens that Brandon doesn't remember! Swoon as Devin speaks with that sensuous booming voice! Outro music is "(Rockin') All Night Long" by Taylor Swift & Bad Lip Reading. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 27 November 2014
In which there's actual baby death. We're back to bi-weekly in this week's installment, and our livers thank us. And we thank them. With liquor. It's vicious cycle. This week, we head back to Torchwood for the first two episodes of Series Two, "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" and "Sleepers". Along the way Max also gets half in the bag (a plastic bag), we talk about British diversity, and Danica cries and cries and cries. Hurray! Outro music is "Super Pretty Naughty" by Buck 65. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 13 November 2014
In which we talk waaaay too much about Passions. This week's episode! An ending! Specifially, the ending of Series 8, and there's lots to talk about. Did we end up liking what Moffat was throwing down after a rough season? Who knows! We were drunk! Also: stuff with Danny Pink (oh my god Danny Pink) leads to a pack of lies and we gab about Big Hero 6, probably. And yeah, Passions, but whatever. Outro music is "Robots" by Flight of the Conchords Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 6 November 2014
In which the pieces all fall into place. In the pezzle. This week, we're in finalé territory, and things are getting very serious. Like "audibly gasping at the tv" serious. So if you're ready for some slurred "Dark Water" spoilers, we're here for you. If you're not, I think you might want to consider your life choices. And we're saying that as hosts of a podcast wherein we get drunk and watch episodes of Doctor Who. That all said, we hope you enjoy the episode. It was a Steven Moffat written episode that we really, really liked? That didn't have (too many) weird gender-y body image slams? What's that all about? Outro music is “Mistress” by Inara George Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 30 October 2014
In which we have a guest and get drunker than ever before. EVER. BEFORE. In this week's special BONUS SIZED episode, we have Moneyballah$ co-host Cody F. Schmidt on the show, thus completing our collection of two out of two of the Moneyballah$. Also, we talk about everything. And I mean everything, except for maybe this week's episode of Doctor Who. (Actually, we talk a little bit about that. Sometimes.) But for the most part, we delve into musical theatre (a little) and an untold amount of slurry tangents that get subsequently weirder and weirder until we stop. Oh, and we wore costumes! Awesome, right? You're jealous. You know you are. |
Thu, 23 October 2014
In which WE TOTALLY GOT MARRIED YOU GUYS! This week's episode was recorded live in Banff the day after we got married because we're adults. Want to hear our thoughts on "Flatline"? There's some of that in there. Want some details about our wedding and how we met? That's in there too. Want to hear about one and not the other? Well, tough, you're going to get both, and you're going to like it. Or, you're going to fast forward through some bits and/or turn off the podcast, because WHO DO WE THINK WE ARE, trying to tell you what you can and can not listen to. This isn't the 60s anymore, mom. |
Thu, 16 October 2014
In which Clara's life decisions make us sad. And that's coming from a pair of people who do a drunk Doctor Who podcast. This week, there's a "Mummy on the Orient Express", which is cool. Also, it's in space, so double cool. The Doctor once again wisks Clara off on an adventure and is kind of a dick about it. But hey, this is their last adventure together, and they can quit at any time, right??? RIGHT??? Hmm. Oh and there's tequila. |
Thu, 9 October 2014
In which there are glitter kittens and beard slaps! This week we watched KILL THE MOON in which the moon may or may not have been killed. It's a mystery! That is solved by watching that episode of Doctor Who. Also: lots of white dudes die and misandry is enjoyed by all. TEAM CLARA 4 LYFE! Outro music is "Fancy (feat. Charli XCX)" by Iggy Azalea Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY
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Thu, 2 October 2014
In which there is no basket of kittens. WHY IS THERE NEVER A BASKET OF KITTENS? We're halfway through this series and more than halfway into the bottle, which is pretty apparent by the time Brandon starts going full fake Irish when attempting a Scottish accent. He doesn't apologize. We also watch "The Caretaker", the Series 8, Episode 6 of the show, and we like it, which is good. Rompsare fun, kids! More romps in the midst of the episodes that are dour as hell! Thaaaaaaaanks. Outro music is "Danger Zone" by Gwen Stefani Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 25 September 2014
In which things get tricky. Here at Doctor Whooch, we love a good heist. Have we talked about Leverage on this show yet? That's a thing we like. This week's "Time Heist" episode was like that, except instead of Timothy Hutton having a drinking problem, Peter Capaldi has like this yelling problem and something crazy happening with them brows. Anyway. In this episode, we piss off some Steves and talk about "Time Heist" (Series 8, Episode 5). Oh, and The Mindy Project. Have you guys watched that yet? Watch that. Watch that, like, all the time. Outro music is "It's Tricky" by Run DMC Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 18 September 2014
In which we're moving to the country. Series 8 continues with "Listen", and we watched and drank and had the opinions. Lots of people are calling this one of the best episodes of Who in quite some time, and... well, they're not wrong, but HEY! We're drunk and we have some bones to pick with Moffet and his consistant body shaming of Clara, amoung other things. Also, we get off topic a lot, because we've been drinking. Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone! Outro music is "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 11 September 2014
In which Brandon has tried to upload this three times and is tired of this crap. Let's see, what happened this time. I dunno. You get to typing, you get something pretty good down, the host site goes wonky on you, you lose all the info, you do it twice, and then you get a bit cranky and lose track of all your jokes. There were jokes, though! And, uh... something about being three weeks into the new series, and three drinks in on the podcast. Yeah. Yeaaaah. And that we like Capaldi, and we think this might be Moffet's last series (for reasons) and some other stuff. We were drunk! You are listening! Listen! |
Thu, 4 September 2014
In which we're drunk in Hartford! We're still on vacation, which means we have ANOTHER episode of Doctor Whooch ready for your ears, and this time, we're talking about "Into the Dalek", the second episode of the eighth series. What did we think? Well, we're not entirely sure. We drank more during this episode than any other episode, for vacation reasons, and we can't remember what happened. So, uh... enjoy? Outro music is "I Am A Dalek" by The Art Attacks. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 28 August 2014
In which we're on vacation, losers! This week's episode features a first: while we've been doing Doctor Whooch long enough to talk about the two specials that rounded off Matt Smith's run as The Doctor, we've never been recording during a full series. Whelp, that's all clearly changing, because we have Capaldi to talk about! In this episode, we say things! About "Deep Breath"! What exactly? Who knows! Oh, and we also don't mention our engagement, because we recorded it before that happened but HEY YOU GUYS WE GOT ENGAGED! Isn't that cool? That's pretty cool. Outro music is "Let It Ride" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 7 August 2014
In which we anger the liquor gods for the sake of your entertainment. In this week's episode, we reach the end of the line in our exploration of the first eight Doctors with the Slyverster McCoy serial "Remembrance of the Daleks" where the Doctor and his companion Ace fight the OH MY GOD IS THAT GEOFFREY FROM THE FRESH PRINCE??!?? It is!!! ...I'm sorry, where were we? Oh. Yeah, um, the Doctor and Ace fight Daleks and racism in the 60s during Doctor Who's 25th year on the air, and it's a whole thing. We talk about it. Then we talk about Guardians of the Galaxy a whole lot, because... you guys, it's pretty rad. And we like space travellers. Outro music is "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 24 July 2014
In which we're dying for your entertainment! On this episode, we finally get to the end of Torchwood Series One with the episodes "Captain Jack Harkness" and "End of Days". One of them was really good, and one of them was something else. We'll give you a hint as to which was which: Captain Jack Harkness featured two Jack Harkness' making out a little, and the other one was dumb. Outro music is "Blitzkrieg Bop (feat. Chepito)" by Glambeats Corp. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 10 July 2014
In which we discover who our Funky Bunch is. While watching (and we use the term watching loosely) the Sixth Doctor serial Vengeance on Varos we got really tipsy and lost track of this episode pretty early on. Want some talk about JTT? How about Devin Sawa? Or hey, what's Mark Wahlberg been doing lately? (While we were editing this episode, we discovered that Mark Wahlberg is not hungry, but is a movie starring giant metal Care Bears which did pretty okay. Who knew?) The answers to this AND MORE, on this week's episode! Outro music is "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" by Afrocentrixxx. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 26 June 2014
In which Torchwood treats us to a nice holiday tale of assisted suicide. We're back with Captain Jack in this week and things get... happy? No, no, this is Torchwood, so things gets sad and sexy and sadnsexy. It's like schadenfreunde, but less German. Anyway, we watched "Out of Time" (Series One, Episode Ten) and "Combat" (Series One, Episode Eleven) and drank and laughed until we cried and cried and cried. Outro music is "September" by Sisqo and Vitamin C. Yeah, you read that right. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.
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Thu, 12 June 2014
In this week's episode, we are above dick jokes. It's the show's one year Whoochiversary! To celebrate, we drank some Buttle Ripple Schnapps and went crazy with the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie, and attempt to hold an intervention for Eric Roberts, who is probably an actual villain right now. Also, one of our cats is a jerk. Huzzah! Outro music is "November Rain" by Anakelly Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 29 May 2014
In which Danica is surly until the Peach Schnapps kicks in. In this week's episode, we have some more Torch-words about Torchwood, as Brandon visits "Countrycide" (Series 1, Episode 6) and we both check out "They Keep Killing Suzie" and "Random Shoes" (Episodes 8 and 9). One of them leaves you empty as you ponder the inevitability of death. The other leaves you hopeful as you ponder the inevitability of death. Torchwood! Bonus note: You should listen to The Listmakers. Yes, yes you should. Outro music is "Sing, Sing Sing (With A Swing)" by Louis Prima Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Fri, 16 May 2014
In which we buy your love with new internet currencies. Or something. On this week's episode, Brandon and Danica drop in on the Fifth Doctor, with a serial called "Earthshock", which was pretty rad. And while Brandon can't remember the who played the Fifth immediately after they watched the episodes, Danica is there to keep things on track, and punch Brandon as needed. And trust us, it's needed. Hail Hyrda. |
Thu, 1 May 2014
In which Danica is a pirate. During this week's episode, your intrepid hosts delve deeper into Torchwood with the Series One episodes "Small Worlds" and "Greeks Bearing Gifts", skipping "Countryside" for Brandon to experience another day. Also, Danica punches Brandon a few times, and things start happening that probably involve neighbours, and not ghosts. Probably. Hopefully. |
Thu, 17 April 2014
In which Brandon and Danica are both kinda' sick. So. There's that. In this week's episode, your awesome hosts are feeling not-so-awesome, but a love of Doctor Who conquers all! With hooch in hand, we explored "Pyramids of Mars" - a fourth Doctor serial that was... whelp, interesting. Weird stuff happened, and the Doctor was a bit of a jerk, but hey, there were explosions and running! Which was nice. Outro music is "Cold Hands and Chapped Lips" by Hot Panda Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 3 April 2014
In which we discover just what a sexy Cyberwoman looks like, and the feels get all weird on us. This week's episode (our first that can legally drink in the US!) our special guest James Leask (of Comics! The Blog fame) joins us for another two episodes of Torchwood ("Ghost Machine" and "Cyberwoman"). Things start weird and get weirder pretty quick. This is what happens when you have a drunk podcast, I guess. Outro music is "Stop the Rock" by Appolo 440. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 20 March 2014
In which we rediscover the sensation of tequila and things progress from there. In this week's episode, we continue to explore Classic Who with the third Doctor's debut serial, "Spearhead from Space". Also, crunk things happen as we invent a new drink* and dovetail into talk about the new Veronica Mars movie in a section we like to call "Veronica Bars". Outro music is "Commotion" by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 6 March 2014
In which Brandon and Danica talk about their sexy crush on a certain spaceman. No, not that spaceman. This week, we're watching Torchwood (specifically the first two episodes of Series One, "Everything Changes" and "Day One"), which unsurprisingly goes really well with being drunk. In short order, Brandon serenades the audience, and Danica lets him. Then things got weird. Outro music is "I Think I Like You" by Dorona Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 20 February 2014
In which we discover the Second Doctor, and Things Get Sexy. Danica and Brandon explore "The Tomb of the Cybermen" in this week's episode, with Germans, Americans, Scotts and more! Also, James Wolk comes up again, because have you seen his smile? Damn girl. |
Thu, 6 February 2014
In which Brandon and Danica don't remember some things until they do. In this episode, we finally dig into some old Who, starting with the classic William Hartnell serial "The Aztecs". They also talk about that one time Steve Buscemi was in Doctor Who. Or, okay, Brandon does. He was pretty drunk, you guys. Our podcast photo is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL Photography. Outro music is "I'll Follow the Sun" by some young upstarts named The Beatles. |
Thu, 23 January 2014
In which Brandon and Danica reminice about the year that was, while looking bleery eyed into the awesome future. This very special episode features some of our favourite moments from the first 13 episodes of the show - including next year's smash hit, Galifrey High! Our podcast photo is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL Photography. |
Thu, 2 January 2014
In which Brandon and Danica are joined by the lovely ladies of Boozy Boob Tube for a holiday treat! This very special episode features Jessica, Emma, and Katie from the afroementioned Boozy Boob Tube (which you should be watching!) and a heaping helping of conversation about this year's amazing Doctor Who Christmas Special. Also, everyone is good and toasty and someone's relative is wrong about pretty much everything. Just so you know. Our podcast photo is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL Photography. You can find Boozy Boob Tube here. |
Fri, 6 December 2013
In which there is also shenanigans and chicanery. On this week's show, Brandon and Danica talk about things happening NOW! For the first time ever! They talk about "The Day of the Doctor" (which they saw live in theatre with a bunch of their friends), "The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot", and "An Adventure In Space And Time" - which we all delightful in their own way. They also get super tired, because they did all of that in one day, and rode a horse-and-cart. It was awesome. Our podcast photo is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL Photography. Outro music is “Return” by OK Go |
Thu, 21 November 2013
In which Brandon and Danica can't remember your names. We're looking at you, Sarah Jessica Miller. On this week's show, Danica fixes another broken part of Brandon, as he finally finishes his exploration of the Eccleston series with "Bad Wolf" (Series 1, Episode 12) and "The Parting of The Ways" (Series 1, Episode 13) and finds it to be quite fantastic. Then, they talk about "Age of Steel" (Series 2, Episode 6... or 7 if you count the Christmas Special) and they don't get distracted by James Wolk at all. At. ALL. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. Outro music is "Hey Mickey" by The Riplets |
Thu, 7 November 2013
In which Brandon needs to learn how to talk. On this week's show, Danica and Brandon celebrate the Twelfth Doctor (sort of) by watching "The Fires of Pompeii" (Series 4, Episode 2), but not Peter Capaldi's episodes of Torchwood, because Brandon is horrible and hasn't watched them yet. On a similar note, Brandon continues his first watch through of Series One with "Boomtown" (Series 1, Episode 11). That's a pun, you see. They also talked about their various travels through space, but not time. And remember: if you're in Edmonton on the weekend of November 16th and 17th, make sure you stop by Pure Spec, Edmonton's best science and fiction festival! We will be hosting the show's big Doctor Who 50th Anniversary from 2:45pm to 4:15pm on Sunday, November 17th, talking to fellow Whovians about the series both now and then, and offer their thoughts on the inevitably timey-whimey future. We're currently lining up guests for this extravaganza, which will be recorded as a decidedly irregular episode of the podcast, seeing how it will be live and fairly sober. So please, join us live and experience one of the best literary festivals Edmonton has to offer! Outro music is "Die Die Die" by The Avett Brothers Our podcast photo is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL Photography. |
Thu, 24 October 2013
In which we celebrate the Eleventh Doctor by revealing which beverage is totally punk rock. This week on the podcast, Danica and Brandon reveal their TV crushes, which episode was playing the night they met, and why they love Neil Gaiman. In terms of Who, they watched "The Wedding of River Song" (Series 6, Episode 13) and "Nightmare in Silver" (Series 7, Episode 13). Also, Lee Pace? Call us. We want to talk to you about Gallifrey High. And remember: if you're in Edmonton on the weekend of November 16th and 17th, make sure you stop by Pure Spec, Edmonton's best science and fiction festival! We will be hosting the show's big Doctor Who 50th Anniversary from 2:45pm to 4:15pm on Sunday, November 17th, talking to fellow Whovians about the series both now and then, and offer their thoughts on the inevitably timey-whimey future. We're currently lining up guests for this extravaganza, which will be recorded as a decidedly irregular episode of the podcast, seeing how it will be live and fairly sober. So please, join us live and experience one of the best literary festivals Edmonton has to offer! The photo for this week's episode was taken by some fancy pants Photo Booth program while we were recording this Halloween episode. Outro music: "Crush" by Jennifer Paige Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY |
Thu, 10 October 2013
In which we celebrate all things Tennant in our Tennanth episode! This week, Brandon and Danica are coming at you from the palatial Ramada Hotel in Westlock, Alberta, where there is an abundance of quiet and cows, but no shots. Still, they get drunk and talk Tennant (and Catherine Tate) as they watch "The Runaway Bride" (Series 3 Christmas Special) and "Turn Left" (Series 4, Episode 12). They also talk about how money is weird, and how Brandon has strange word gaps. This week's outro is "Pocket Full of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Sat, 28 September 2013
In which we get a little off topic and get saucy with the rules of the internet. On this week's show, we celebrate the ninth Doctor (a bit) and watch "Father's Day" (Series 1, Episode 8) and "The Sontaran Stratagem" (Series 4, Episode 4). Only one of those have Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor, but hey, whatever. In between fits of sexy talk, we continue to talk about how much we love Donna, this time including a heaping scoop of fondness for Martha Jones and their delicious banter with each other. Also there are time pterodactyls. This week's outro is "My Sharona" by Veruca Salt. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 12 September 2013
In which we get distracted by the human figure. Ladies. This week, Brandon and Danica don't watch any episodes of Doctor Who, as they celebrate the announcement of Peter Capaldi as the next Doctor! Swoon as they attempt to talk about "The Thick of It" and "In The Loop", but get distracted by various Chris'! Marvel at Brandon trying to explain his disdain for politicians roughly five drinks in! And discover within yourself your very own Beefcake Need. (We love you, Peter Capaldi.)
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 29 August 2013
In which Brandon really, really loves Raspberry Sour Puss. On this week's podcast, Brandon and Danica drink some Sonic Screwdrivers (the Eleventh edition!) and decide to pitch a show to the BBC about homosexual males and train cars (but they are far more British about it. Because they are drunk.) In the meantime (and in-between time) they talk about "The Long Game" (Series 1, Episode 7) and "Journey's End" (Series 4, Episode 13). They wax poetic about Donna, and then get sad.
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 15 August 2013
In which Danica becomes a genealogy expert through dubious means. It's episode six! This time around, Danica and Brandon are both really drunk (yay!) and accidently create a new superhero and supervillain. Oh, and they also cast The Doctor in the upcoming CW teen drama, Gallifrey High, and maybe talk about a couple of episodes of Doctor Who, "Flesh and Stone" (Series 5, Episode 5) and "The Christmas Invasion" (Series 2, Episode 0). Also, they miss Donna.
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 1 August 2013
In which Brandon is far more drunk than Danica, and it shows. In this fifth installment, Brandon and Danica teach the world about relationships, Brandon is not allowed to talk to kids about jam, and someone's getting pregnant? Also, we discuss the second Craig episode, "Closing Time" (Series 6, Episode 12) as well as the Moffat penned "The Girl in the Fireplace" (Series 2, Episode 5), and determine that Craig is the best. We want more Craig.
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 18 July 2013
In which we get off track and accidentally create a brand new show for the CW's 2014 Fall Line Up. Danica and Brandon return in this episode and create a brand new sexy genre show and talk about how best to kill robots if you are in the Washington State area. As for what WHO was watched, they finally took the plunge and watched a run from the old series for the very first time. Marvel as Brandon and Danica go three (plus) drinks deep and attempt to describe the awesomeness of Tom Baker as The Doctor, and the dubiousness of "savage alien warrior" Leela, who is Not Very Good at knife things, in "The Robots of Death"!
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Thu, 4 July 2013
In which we fill your metaphorical inboxes with all the drunk Who talk you can handle. In this third installment, Danica has another very important message for the kids, some sex stuff happens with David Tennant, and Brandon picks a fight with Hugh Laurie probably. Also, we stick to the format and discuss "World War Three" (Series 1, Episode 5) and "The Shakespeare Code" (Series 4, Episode 2) before rolling into some Buffy talk, which may or may not get sad because: "The Body". Yeah, you're getting a wide range of drunks this week. Enjoy!
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |
Fri, 21 June 2013
Brandon and Danica are back, and this time they're drunker than ever. Which I guess means "drunker than last time". Anyway, in this episode, we talk about "The Unquiet Dead" (Series 1, Episode 3) and "Aliens of London" (Series 1, Episode 4). Also, Brandon makes things awkward by talking about when NOT to bring condoms, and Danica gets all the best lines (because she's awesome).
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Wed, 5 June 2013
It's the first episode of Doctor Whooch, with your hosts Brandon Schatz and Danica LeBlanc! CONTENT WARNING: Brandon says a dumb thing. It is not okay. We've grown up and regret so much. In this first episode, Brandon talks about watching the first two episodes of Series One for the first time. Also Danica nearly dies and Brandon takes a joke to a pretty terrible place. Because that's what he does. Episodes watched: Rose (Series 1, Episode 1), The End of the World (Series 1, Episode 2). Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. |