In which we turn down for butts.

This week's episode follows along the River Song timeline with a little ditty called "Let's Kill Hitler" from Series 6. FUN FACT! This was the first episode Brandon watched live, which would lead him down the path to meeting Danica. Doctor Who is the best, you guys.

Also on this week's episode: a deadly game of murder chicken, and a lot of singing. And a special outdo song you don't want to miss. Trust us on this one.

Outro music is “Turn Down For Butts” by DJ Snake, Lil Jon and ???

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which someone pulls a Phillip K Dick move.

On this week's show: we head back to Series 7 and take a "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" with a spaceship full of assholes. We also see various rooms from the TARDIS. And The Doctor is weirdly sexist? Or I guess more overtly. There was a thing. Many things. And drunkeness.

Outro music is “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which the title really speaks for itself.

This week on the show, Brandon and Danica are on to the next stop in the River Song timeline: "Day of the Moon". And good news! Mark Shepard is still here. That was super nice of him to stick around and be handsome on a genre show. Beyond that, this one has a bit of everything. Singing! Weird phrasing! Dancing? Maybe. How would you even know? You wouldn't. So there.

Outro music is “Man on the Moon” by R.E.M.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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Preferably an Earl Grey, but we're open to options.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon head back to series 6 to watch "The Girl Who Waited". Fun fact! Brandon talks about watching this episode for the first time in crying in bed and it's not awkward. Nope. And what else. Um... oh! Rory is pretty much useless in this episode, which is weird considering he's the one who is supposedly given the big heartbreaking decision. So there's that. And also silliness! Enjoy, nerds!

Outro music is “All By Myself” by John Barrowman. Yes, really.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which Mark Shepard is a handsome car hobo.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon revisit the timeline of River Song with "The Impossible Astronaut", which features several different version of her, and should absolutely NOT get too confusing for our drunk-as-hell podcast. Spoiler alert: Mark Shepard is on it and he is DEFINITELY AMERICAN. Also, Jim the Fish is a thing. And tunnels? And Silence. And guns. And fun. Yes. Fun. FUNNN.

Outro music is SPECIFICALLY Nicki Minaj's part of "Monster"

In which Brandon watches the last episode of the Tenth Doctor episodes that he hasn't seen. Probably.

It's the Olympics! Or rather, it's "Fear Her", the 11th episode of series 2.  There's a creepy child who draws a dad-satan and has a space flower in her tim-tum! And that's bad. Danica and Brandon are also really, REALLY drunk and say a bunch of things they may or may not regret. Oh well.

In which we fawn over the Last Centurion. That dude is dreamy. As. FUCK.

On this week's episode, Danica and Brandon are starting a project that will take them twisting all the way through 2016: The River Song Timeline Re-Watch. Or whatever it was we said when we were drunk. If we even said anything. It all starts with "A Good Man Goes To War" (Series 6, Episode 7) and then goes straight into other things on television. Or rather, it stumbles there. We were preeeeetttty drunk, you guys.

Outro music is “Formation” by Beyoncé.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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In which a useless man fails to do anything well.

On this week's episode of Doctor Whooch, Brandon experiences an episode he has never seen before: "Love & Monsters". It's a pretty good episode until it suddenly, violently isn't. The whole thing follows a terrible man who is making a YouTube video of some kind where he talks about trying to stalk The Doctor and dancing in his underwear. Then a thing happens and things get really weird. Like... REALLY weird. You just... you kind of have to see it to believe it. Or listen to this episode. Whatever you wish.

Outro music is "Mr Blue Sky" by ELO

Bye Felicia!

This week on Doctor Whooch, Danica and Brandon are talking about the BIG NEWS! Moffat is out. Chibnall is in. Also, there's alcohol. AND SOUND EFFECTS. There's a lot happening in this episode, including talk about the Chris Chibnall penned episode "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" (Series 7, Episode 2). Brian Williams is in it! Rory's dad, that is, not the news anchor. And also, terrible things are said. As always.

Outro music is "Pinball Wizard"

In which there are so many tears, you guys.

This episode sees Brandon and Danica finish up "Torchwood: Children of Earth", so you know what that means. Ugly crying. THE UGLIEST CRYING. Also, Danica gets to punch Brandon a lot and wow, drinking for five episodes of Torchwood is some crazy business.

Outro music is "Bad Kids" by The Black Lips