Thu, 25 February 2016
In which Mark Shepard is a handsome car hobo.
On this week's show, Danica and Brandon revisit the timeline of River Song with "The Impossible Astronaut", which features several different version of her, and should absolutely NOT get too confusing for our drunk-as-hell podcast. Spoiler alert: Mark Shepard is on it and he is DEFINITELY AMERICAN. Also, Jim the Fish is a thing. And tunnels? And Silence. And guns. And fun. Yes. Fun. FUNNN.
Outro music is SPECIFICALLY Nicki Minaj's part of "Monster"
Thu, 18 February 2016
In which Brandon watches the last episode of the Tenth Doctor episodes that he hasn't seen. Probably.
It's the Olympics! Or rather, it's "Fear Her", the 11th episode of series 2. There's a creepy child who draws a dad-satan and has a space flower in her tim-tum! And that's bad. Danica and Brandon are also really, REALLY drunk and say a bunch of things they may or may not regret. Oh well.
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Thu, 11 February 2016
In which we fawn over the Last Centurion. That dude is dreamy. As. FUCK.
On this week's episode, Danica and Brandon are starting a project that will take them twisting all the way through 2016: The River Song Timeline Re-Watch. Or whatever it was we said when we were drunk. If we even said anything. It all starts with "A Good Man Goes To War" (Series 6, Episode 7) and then goes straight into other things on television. Or rather, it stumbles there. We were preeeeetttty drunk, you guys.
Outro music is “Formation” by Beyoncé.
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.
Thu, 4 February 2016
In which a useless man fails to do anything well.
On this week's episode of Doctor Whooch, Brandon experiences an episode he has never seen before: "Love & Monsters". It's a pretty good episode until it suddenly, violently isn't. The whole thing follows a terrible man who is making a YouTube video of some kind where he talks about trying to stalk The Doctor and dancing in his underwear. Then a thing happens and things get really weird. Like... REALLY weird. You just... you kind of have to see it to believe it. Or listen to this episode. Whatever you wish.
Outro music is "Mr Blue Sky" by ELO
Thu, 28 January 2016
This week on Doctor Whooch, Danica and Brandon are talking about the BIG NEWS! Moffat is out. Chibnall is in. Also, there's alcohol. AND SOUND EFFECTS. There's a lot happening in this episode, including talk about the Chris Chibnall penned episode "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" (Series 7, Episode 2). Brian Williams is in it! Rory's dad, that is, not the news anchor. And also, terrible things are said. As always.
Outro music is "Pinball Wizard"
Thu, 21 January 2016
In which there are so many tears, you guys.
This episode sees Brandon and Danica finish up "Torchwood: Children of Earth", so you know what that means. Ugly crying. THE UGLIEST CRYING. Also, Danica gets to punch Brandon a lot and wow, drinking for five episodes of Torchwood is some crazy business.
Outro music is "Bad Kids" by The Black Lips
Thu, 14 January 2016
In which we're watching Torchwood again and the drinking is more appropriate.
Danica and Brandon are back with their first episode of 2016 with a slurry dissection of the first two episodes of TORCHWOOD: CHILDREN OF EARTH. Or is that Children of Man? Or Men? Brandon is not good with titles, even when he is sober.
There's a lot of great stuff to talk about in this episode, such as Captain Jack's complete inability to comprehend CHILDREN, but we also make time to talk about the recent SHERLOCK special where a white dude explains feminism to a room full of silent women. That'll probably go over well.
Outro music is "Ghetto Superstar" by Pras featuring May & Ol' Dirty Bastard
Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY
Thu, 31 December 2015
In which WE'RE BACK and we've FORGOTTEN HOW TO DO THIS.
Remember when we were weekly? Apparently we don't. In a particularly inebriated outing, Danica and Brandon (that's us!) are talking about this year's Christmas Special - which apparently was at one point intended to be Steven Moffat's swan song? What? Anyway. "The Husbands of River Song". Rompy as hell, and tons of fun. But probably not as much fun as we had talking about it while super hammered after an... interesting Christmas.
Also: The Mindy Project! Supergirl! More! And an announcement about our schedule in 2016! YES!
Outro music is "Locomotion" by Kylie Minogue. No reason.
Wed, 9 December 2015
In which we celebrate out 75th-ish episode the same way we always do: stumbling through our thoughts.
It's Series finalé time with Clara and The Doctor as Brandon and Danica discuss "Hell Bent" - the final episode of Series 9. What did we think of Clara's re-return and good-bye? Also, all that Gallifrey stuff? And Me? We have a feeling that if you listen, you'll find out. Call it a hunch. A SEXY HUNCH.
Also! With the series concluded, and the holidays approaching, we'll be taking some time off. (It is really hard getting hammered on a weekly basis when you only get one day off from work every 3 weeks or so.) You'll be able to catch our next episode before the year is over as we discuss this year's Christmas Special - and then we'll return in the new year with weekly (!) episodes and a new(ish) format.
Thank you so much for sticking around for 75 episodes. Hopefully we're around for many more!
Fri, 4 December 2015
In which our timing is perfect, and everyone needs to calm their shit, probably.
We start with narrating Cat Life, because of COURSE we do. Then it's straight into "Heaven Sent" - the 11th episode of Doctor Who's 9th Series, which we were too drunk to get emotional about. These things happen, right? But also: Capaldi, yeah? Yeah. Then it's onwards to very VERY light spoilers regarding Jessica Jones's fight against patriarchy wearing a David Tennant suit, and general stumbling about. Yay!