In which we are too busy staring at a man in a blue suit to follow the plot.

On this week's show, Mr. Butts and Mr. Peanutbutter take on another series 3 episode with "The Lazarus Experiment". It's a whole thing with Mark Gatiss being an old man who suddenly isn't so old and is both a figurative and literal monster. Also, there's a church, and like family stuff? Basically, there's a lot to try and pay attention to while Tennant is swanning around making faces and ruffling his hair and stuff. Yeah girl, go get itttt.

Outro music is "Kokomo (Beach Boys Cover)" by The Vandals.

In which we tell you all our thoughts on god.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon are floating like leaves in the wind and rolling their eyes at a whole lot of things. Our hearts are cold and dead! Our livers are swimming! It's a whole thing. Anyway, we watch "The Rings of Akhaten" which is hard to spell, and is full of tree hands and shenanigans. And is also fun. But you know, whatever. Also, there's cupcakes, for REASONS.

Outro music is "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla

In which Danica is a war criminal.

On this week's episode, we reach the end of The River Song Timeline with "Forest of the Dead", in which there's more flesh eating darkness and some heart rending sadness. People run! Some of them die. Others don't? And then there's a thing that happens with a screwdriver. So you know. Spoilers.

Outro music is "Confident" by Demi Lovato.

In which we near the end of the River Song timeline, and do not get really sad at all.

On this week's show, we kick things off by ruining the Doctor Who theme song for everyone forever. We regret nothing. Or... we regret some things. Anyway, then it's time for "Silence in the Library", in which there are no Silence, just silence, and also sadness. Yeah. Yep.

Outro music is "Ghostbuster Theme" by No Small Children

In which we return to Series 8 with our eyes narrows and our hearts cold and dead.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon take a trip back to the early days of the 12th Doctor by visiting "Robot of Sherwood" and get distracted with a very loose ranking of various Robin Hoods. It's a whole episode filled with two white dudes being snippy at each other and man, you wonder if there will be any drunk opinions about THAT.

Outro music is "Men Explain Things To Me" by Tacocat

In which the angels do a thing, again. Ugh.

On this week's show, Danica and Brandon continue to stumble through the River Song timeline with "The Angels Take Manhattan" from Series 7, an episode that seems to crumble the more we watch it. Marvel at the straight up weirdness of the whole thing! Listen carefully as words become less coherent along with the episode!

Outro music is "Good Girls" by Elle King

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which we return to deal with a floppy man complaining about his first world time and space problems.

On this week's edition of the show, Danica and Brandon continue to trip down the River Song timeline with FLESH AND STONE, a not-at-all terrifying episode involving weird stone space monsters. (I WONDER WHICH CREATURES THOSE ARE??!?) Along the way, people die. And some don't! And Matt Smith remains floppity. Also, we discuss Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, because everybody should at some point in their lifetime.

Outro music is "Let's Misbehave" from Miss Fisher's.

In which we've fallen back onto or off of the wagon, depending on how you look at it.

It's been a while, but we're back with new episodes, and we're still travelling on the River Song timeline. Which gets confusing. But we're doing it. This week? It's The Time of Angels from Series Five and nothing bad happens at all! Except for, you know, all the horrible things that happen. Then it's straight onto pop culture, because we watch other things to, sometimes. When we're not doing comic store stuff.

Alright awesome talking with you all love you byyyeeeeee.

In which we end with Millennial Nightmare Fuel.

On this week's show, it's "The Wedding of River Song" as we continue to hop through the River Song timeline. Guess what? It's complicated, and it's only going to get more confusing as we go, because it's about to loop in on itself. Funnnnnnnnnn. Also FUN FACT: did you know that this was the episode we watched when we first met each other? IT WAS. And so you get a sappy story alongside this one where Winston Churchill is Caesar. Yeah, shit gets bananas, and The Doctor ends up looking like a Hobo Matt Fraction.

Outro music is (to be experienced as a horrible nightmare)

In which we forgot the title of the episode immediately after saying it.

On this week's episode: we get afraid of wifi as we watch the series seven episode called... called... ugh. I think I lost the name of the title again already. Hmm. Well, whatever it is, there's a heaping spoonful of misogyny in there because we can't have nice things. Also, we talk about that. The part where we can't have nice things, but we SHOULD, because sci-fi can be ANYTHING TO ANYBODY, so why not do that? And uh OH OH OH, it was called "The Bells of Saint John". Ha. I KNEW I'd remember that.

Outro music is “Hey Girl” by Tacocat.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

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