In which there's lots of singing. So. Be aware.

On the eve of our 50th episode, we head back to the very beginning of Doctor Who, watching two version of the premiere episode "An Unearthly Child", and the second episode "The Cave of Skulls". Along the way, we talk a bit of business, recount the time we were "fake Who geeks" on a panel, and comment on the literal garbage set that kicked off Doctor Who. Also, Brandon is really drunk and does a bunch of weird voices. The weirdo.

In which it's MARTHA JONES ON TORCHWOOD THIS IS NOT A DRILL

This week, we're back watching sexy Torchwood for the sexy second series episodes "Adam" and "Reset". Only good things happen in these episodes, and no one is cavernously sad. Also, Ianto's cry-face is a million times better. Maybe because he's in the fetal position? Like we said, these were sexy episodes. Also, we watched a lot of Parks and Rec, which is a thing we hadn't really done before now, alongside some (one) slaps and some (lots) of giggles. But you kinda already guessed that part probably. You're so smart. We like your face.

Outro music is "The Pit" by Mouse Rat

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY 

In which Brandon is a parrot for much of the podcast, for reasons.

This week, we return to Torchwood for a pair of second series episodes ("To The Last Man" and "Meat"). Both of these feature meat, but only one features man meat. From there, the usual madness occurs. Brandon goes full German, we administer some British history and sex education and somehow talk about idependant butt stuff. Like you do.

Outro music is "A Bushell and A Peck" by The Andrews Sisters

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY 

In which we wish you a Happy Who Year!

It's the first episode of 2015, and we've dishing on this year's Christmas special, "Last Christmas". There's a lot to talk about in this episode, from the surprising return of a character we thought was gone, to our feels on The Doctor and Clara's new dynamic. Also: Santa! Bojack Horseman! Racism! Wait, maybe that last one shouldn't have an exclaimation point. Oh, and Brandon over-corrects and is not nearly drunk enough.

Outro music is "Dream On" by Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we talk a lot about strippers. Because Christmas?

Merry Whoochmas, everyone! In this week's special Christmas episode, we revisit two specials from Christmas past - "The Snowmen" and "The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe" - and we have some interesting feelings about them. Brandon yolos and mangles some Frenh pretty bad and Danica worries about the Kids These Days (take a drink) as swords-lizards and Nernia happen on the screen. It was pretty great.

This episode of Doctor Whooch was sponsored by Josh B., who provided us with some yuletide whooch for this episode! We would like to encourage this behaviour, so if you want us to mention you or maybe a project you have on an episode, send us alcohol somehow!

Outro music is "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis & The News.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which Brandon drinks to forget.

This week's episode features special guest Devin R. Bruce (from Scotch and Comics, The Listmakers, and Apocalypse Kow!) and a lot of alcohol! Listen as Danica and Brandon talk with Devin after he watches Matt Smith's first episodes for the first time! Marvel as... something else happens that Brandon doesn't remember! Swoon as Devin speaks with that sensuous booming voice! 

Outro music is "(Rockin') All Night Long" by Taylor Swift & Bad Lip Reading.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which there's actual baby death.

We're back to bi-weekly in this week's installment, and our livers thank us. And we thank them. With liquor. It's vicious cycle. This week, we head back to Torchwood for the first two episodes of Series Two, "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" and "Sleepers". Along the way Max also gets half in the bag (a plastic bag), we talk about British diversity, and Danica cries and cries and cries. Hurray!

Outro music is "Super Pretty Naughty" by Buck 65.

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we talk waaaay too much about Passions.

This week's episode! An ending! Specifially, the ending of Series 8, and there's lots to talk about. Did we end up liking what Moffat was throwing down after a rough season? Who knows! We were drunk! Also: stuff with Danny Pink (oh my god Danny Pink) leads to a pack of lies and we gab about Big Hero 6, probably. And yeah, Passions, but whatever.

Outro music is "Robots" by Flight of the Conchords

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which the pieces all fall into place. In the pezzle.

This week, we're in finalé territory, and things are getting very serious. Like "audibly gasping at the tv" serious. So if you're ready for some slurred "Dark Water" spoilers, we're here for you. If you're not, I think you might want to consider your life choices. And we're saying that as hosts of a podcast wherein we get drunk and watch episodes of Doctor Who.

That all said, we hope you enjoy the episode. It was a Steven Moffat written episode that we really, really liked? That didn't have (too many) weird gender-y body image slams? What's that all about?

Outro music is “Mistress” by Inara George

Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we have a guest and get drunker than ever before. EVER. BEFORE.

In this week's special BONUS SIZED episode, we have Moneyballah$ co-host Cody F. Schmidt on the show, thus completing our collection of two out of two of the Moneyballah$. Also, we talk about everything. And I mean everything, except for maybe this week's episode of Doctor Who. (Actually, we talk a little bit about that. Sometimes.) But for the most part, we delve into musical theatre (a little) and an untold amount of slurry tangents that get subsequently weirder and weirder until we stop.

Oh, and we wore costumes! Awesome, right? You're jealous. You know you are.